Would you like a copy of THE PERFECT XMAS GIFT FOR THE PARENT OR SIBLING OR COLLEAGUE YOU NEED TO BUY SOMETHING FOR BUT CAN'T THINK OF WHAT?
And would you like it SIGNED AND PERSONALISED to show that you - and ONLY you - know them well enough to get them their new favourite book of all time?
Then you're in luck!
I will sign and personalise you a copy and post it RIGHT TO YOUR POSTAGE-HOME, using the cutting edge technology of a pen and then a post box, just like in our government's recent voluntary postal ballot on other people's civil rights! IT COULD NOT BE MORE TIMELY!
Just include the person you want it signed for's name and any other details I should know, and I'll get the rest happening.
The book is released November 22 and will sent out after that date via Express Post to ensure trackability and that it actually gets to you in plenty of time to wrap it and so on for Xmas, and maybe even give it a cheeky read yourself. Final pre-Xmas post will be Dec 14, unless you really really really need it at the last minute in which case I'll do my best.